The Book Of Mudora
so uh yeah it was interesting there was a lot of just sitting around and i’m sunburned so at least there’s that
i also saw james’ dick three times, so that was a thing
james please stop being naked in my immediate vicinity
it’s totes awk
iN OTHER NEWS i think if i see a spider tonight i’ll…
how did u see it three times? O.o
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Er.
That appears to show that he is absolutely literally correct. If spending is rising more slowly than it has at any time in nearly 60 years, then the pace at which is accelerating is without precedent in recent history. Now, it is a little misleading not to point out that it is lower, not higher, than anything else recent, but it does appear to be without precedent in recent history.
interestingly, according to another chart in that article, republican presidents are consistently bigger spenders than democrats.
so if the gop can’t support their claims to being the ‘fiscally conservative’ party, and they’re obviously not the ‘personal freedom’ party — as witness, their intense emotional need to push legislation and even constitutional amendments to enforce outdated cultural norms, mostly having to do with people’s sex lives — what exactly is their appeal?
i don’t think ‘we’re the rich white men’s party’ is going to win any elections in this day and age, but i could be wrong. there’s still lead paint in a lot of old rural houses.
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I would like to introduce you to one of my new favorite models Victoria Moore. What she lacks in stuffiknowaboutherness she makes up for in omgherbodymakesmethinkterriblethingness. Gallery below the jump.
1.) This is why I hate organized religion.
2.) This man has no logic:
a. Bisexuals.
b. Since straight people are having gay kids… what does this solve in their minds (other than an excuse to be oppressive, immoral, and disgustingly cruel in the name of invisaman).
3.) WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO OBSESSED WITH WHO I HAVE SEX WITH?!
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I seriously hate this world so fucking much sometimes.
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I really hope that if an actual cosmic invasion happens, our governments have armor, super human shit and whatever else and just call up Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Mark Ruffalo and are like “Here, uh…take these. You know what to do.” And they can just be the fucking Avengers. It would be perfect.
And Tom Hiddleston would get full jelly and plot his next move and gain trickster god ice giant shit and rock everyone’s shit. And Scarlett would be like “Jeremy, you know how to shoot a bow, right?” And then they would show up and kill alien Skrull/ Chitari whatever-the-fucks and bring the gang some shawarma.
I’m tired.