I really hope that if an actual cosmic invasion happens, our governments have armor, super human shit and whatever else and just call up Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Mark Ruffalo and are like “Here, uh…take these. You know what to do.” And they can just be the fucking Avengers. It would be perfect.

And Tom Hiddleston would get full jelly and plot his next move and gain trickster god ice giant shit and rock everyone’s shit. And Scarlett would be like “Jeremy, you know how to shoot a bow, right?” And then they would show up and kill alien Skrull/ Chitari whatever-the-fucks and bring the gang some shawarma.

I’m tired.